Submitted by bukowskiandqueen
you have no idea how many times spell check has made me ponder this spelling.
(via wesismore)
Photoshop Fun with Bill
A while back my friend Bill rode a dolphin. I was asked to Photoshop the pic and I finally got around to it last night.
Tell me you wouldn’t buy every fucking one of these.
(via siliconchaos)
Wendy: So, you want a… cold Pocket?
Tyler: Oh, for the love of…you cooked, too?
Wendy: Hot Pockets are the American empanada.
The Middleman 1.12 “The Palindrome Reversal Palindrome”
I just quoted this a few days ago.
Lights Out: The most epic Spanish-language boomerang-shaped penis-severing pizza commercial you will see today, guaranteed.
(NSFW, severed penis.)
It’s things like this that make me realize how much I need to learn Spanish.
BATMAN ON A DATE! By LEFT HANDED RADIO.
LEFT HANDED RADIO is an awesome audio sketch comedy podcast that you should listen to if you are a fan of humor and laughing. (If not then steer clear, but if so then check them out on their website, their tumblr and on iTunes.) And it’s FREE!
Jim. Jim Batman. Hilarious shit.
Invalid Argument of the Day: I have no idea what you’re talking about… so here are Alice Cooper, Steven Tyler, and Weird Al ringing in the New Year by covering The Beatles’ “Come Together” in a small restaurant on Maui.
[fark.]
My head asplode
